The actual definition of squirrely is "eccentric or flighty." I hesitated about using that as a title due to the definition, yet it's true about my enjoyment of and eccentricity about squirrels (and/or chipmunks), which started with I'm reasonably sure the Chip & Dale cartoons:
and the Beatrix Potter books
Believing that owning squirrels would be as entertaining and easy as a Chip & Dale cartoon and as delightful as a Beatrix Potter story, I entertained the idea of being a squirrel trainer at the age of five (I also thought about being a crow trainer, but that's another story), but the squirrels were not open to that notion at all, so I gave up, but never really lost my love of squirrelania:
As you might guess, people have given me squirrel things over the years. I've actually been pretty good about not letting this get out of control and just kept a few.
Even though I desired a career as a squirrel trainer early in life, I know the damage they can cause and have decided they can remain wild and not be trained by me. However, I have enjoyed feeding them. In fact, some of my squirrel "charges" became quite tight jacketed and sleek (meaning chunky & plump) under the fine peanut diet to which they were exposed. Some of the squirrels even took peanuts from my fingers, at which point my friends teased me by calling me Snow White (I should look and sing so well!).
Right now, I live in an apartment in an urban area heavily populated by bold and daring squirrels who run on the super squirrel speedway (power lines). I thoroughly enjoy this, of course, but on occasion it is sad, such as a couple of weeks ago when one squirrel literally went up in smoke when he fell into a transformer. There was a huge boom and cloud of grey-blue smoke. It was startling and powerful enough that I was surprised to find the power had not cut out. I was really rather upset the rest of the day over that squirrel's demise.
And that's the end of my squirrely story. I'm glad these wild critters are a part of my urban life, a little flash of motion up a tree or on the power lines, that surprise during walks. They're a bit of comic relief and joy that eases things up when the going gets tough in the adult world.






